Pamela Sue Martin: Fallon Carrington

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• Fallon Carrington : Krystle, you remember Andrew Laird, Daddy's consigliere.

  Andrew Laird : [insulted]  Fallon, that's not very funny.

  Fallon Carrington : Sorry, I thought that was Italian for attorney.

  Andrew Laird : [scoffs, then, to Krystle:]  You look lovely. Very lovely.

  Krystle Jennings : Thank you.

  Andrew Laird : Miss Jennings, could I see you a moment privately? I have some papers that need to be signed.

  Krystle Jennings : Sure.

  Andrew Laird : [to everybody else]  Ladies, would you all excuse us, please?

  Krystle Jennings : [after the assorted dress fitters marched out]  What papers?

  Andrew Laird : [opened briefcase, took out prenuptial agreement forms]  Oh, nothing very important. Just some technical documents required by the corporation.

  Fallon Carrington : [to Krystle]  He means a premarital property agreement.

  Krystle Jennings : I'm not sure I understand.

  Fallon Carrington : [most patronising tone]  Oh, it's not very complicated. It's sort of a... rich man's divorce in advance.

  Andrew Laird : Uh, Fallon, I don't think this is the proper occasion for your rather... *curious* sense of humor. Now, Miss Jennings, if you could sign right here at the bottom, and then again... here too, please.

  Krystle Jennings : Uhm... Don't you think I should read it first?

  Andrew Laird : Why, certainly, if you wanna take the time. But it's just a... formality. There's nothing very unusual in it.

  Fallon Carrington : That's true. Fact is, it reads a lot like the Bible. You brought nothing into this world, and it is *certain* you can carry nothing out.

  [shakes her head] 

  Andrew Laird : [irritated]  Fallon, would you leave us, please?

  Fallon Carrington : Is that a hint, Andy? Are you trying to get me to leave?

  Andrew Laird : Uh-huh.

  Fallon Carrington : [at the doorway]  You might just as well sign it, babe. The wedding won't go on without it.