- Queen Charlotte: Jeremy, is this my toast and marmalade?
- Jeremy Robinson: the King has appointed a new chef; he's an ardent fan of drizzle, apparently.
- Queen Charlotte: [Royal shutterbug is snapping the Usual Suspects posed for a state visit, when the Royal family notices...] Ah, Alice Templeton. Good, good, good, good, good.
- Princess Eleanor: Fatty? God, SHE's gone all low-carb all of a sudden.