- Katie Marks: My father always said to only regret the things you didn't do not the things you did. But I had an abortion and I don't know if that's something I did or didn't do.
- Sanford Marks: You're ignoring a very hard fact of life, David.
- David Marks: What's that?
- Sanford Marks: She's never going to be one of us.
- David Marks: I know. Isn't that great?
- David Marks: Look at her. I swear to God, I didn't even know that people like her existed. She's perfect.
- David Marks: It's not awful; it's just different. People talk to each other. And there's a ham, with pineapple on it, and little cherries on it...
- Richard Panatierre: [first lines]
- Richard Panatierre: For the record, tell the ladies and gentlemen of the jury your name.
- David Marks: I'm David Marks.