- Dr. Oliver Post: Okay, guys, guess what? Sage is in labor. I'm gonna need you to take care of Hope so I can take care of Sage.
- Charlotte Perry: But this is her first baby; first babies usually take a while.
- JJ Perry: Is she dilated?
- Dr. Oliver Post: God bless the children of OBs.
- Margot: Hey, hey, the weather guys are all saying different things.
- Larry Mills: Oh, I don't need the weather guys. Your hair tells me all I need to know.
- Margot: Are we gonna die? Is my hair saying death by hurricane?
- Larry Mills: No, nobody's gonna die. We're gonna hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
- Dr. Oliver Post: Sage, you're not going anywhere. Talk to me, okay? What is going on? Is it something that we said or did? It's not you.
- Sage: It's me.
- Theo Perry: I get that I'm not special to you, but I am special to Jules, and I want to go live with Anthony in Vegas, and I'm going to.
- Robin Perry: You listen to me. You are my son. You are more special to me than anything in the entire world, which is why I have to get you into that car right now. Theo, please.
- Lauren: I'm finally happy now. I divorced my ex who was basically a version of my dad, and I have a job that I love. Now I even have a stupid guinea pig.