- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Then no one can stop the wrath of Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
- Vanessa: Doctor? Since when are you a doctor?
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [Shows her his certificate] They don't just give these to anybody, you know.
- Vanessa: [Looks at certificate's price tag] Anybody with $15, they do...
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [Snatches certificate from her] OK, that's enough looking.
- Vanessa: So Dad, this... plan is evil, right?
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Why, yes, yes, it is. Nice to see your taking the interest in the family business.
- Candace: [fantasizing about being a supermodel] Hi, I'm Candace. I'm sure you recognize me from my countless magazine covers. You know, being a supermodel is hard work: the bright lights, the deafening applause, and all those paper cuts from counting my huge stacks of money. That's why I start every morning with Candace-O's.
- Announcer: Candace-O's, part of this nutritious breakfast.
- Stacy: [shaking Candace] Candace!
- Candace: [snapping out of it] What?
- Stacy: Candace-O's?
- Candace: Ugh. I shouldn't fantasize on an empty stomach.
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [boasting of his latest evil scheme] Soon, there will be nothing that can withstand the wrath of Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
- Vanessa: Doctor? Since when are you a doctor?
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [showing Vanessa a degree] They don't give these out to just anybody, you know.
- Vanessa: [seeing a price tag conspicuously dangling from the degree] Anybody with fifteen bucks, they do.