McHale's Navy (TV Series)

McHale's Floating Laundromat (1965)

Joe Flynn: Captain Wallace B. Binghamton

Quotes 

• Lt. Commander Quinton McHale : Hi, Captain. Is there anything I can do for you, Sir?

  Captain Wallace B. Binghamton : Yes. You could join the Army!

• Captain Wallace B. Binghamton : Do you know what you are?

  Ensign Charles Parker : Yes sir. I am an ensign in the United States Navy.

  Captain Wallace B. Binghamton : You are a brainless, bumbling, bungling, boneheaded BOOB!