- Jim Street: Hey. Lab's taking an inventory on what was stolen. We should hear back from them soon.
- Dominique Luca: Okay.
- Jim Street: But get this. Those tipsters from earlier?
- Dominique Luca: Yeah, I was just about to tell them I fast-tracked their records request.
- Jim Street: I was looking into them.
- Dominique Luca: What is that? Is that a UFO?
- Jim Street: They aren't journalists. They're conspiracy theory YouTubers.
- Dominique Luca: You lied.
- Ira: Uh, we recontextualized. Technically, we do report information to five million subscribers.
- Jim Street: Five million?
- Eric: Requests take months for civilians. Can't blame us for spotting an opportunity to use a shortcut.
- Jim Street: What do you guys want with the logs anyway? I mean, what happened back in 2016?
- Eric: On the night of June 10, 2016, I was crashing at Ira's, and we saw it. Just hanging there in the night sky, our first unidentified flying object.
- Ira: We started looking into close encounters for folks all over the country, but the viewers wanted the details of our origin story.
- Eric: And we didn't know how to prove what we'd seen. Then we thought, the ship was huge, and it was hovering over the city for six full minutes.
- Jim Street: So you figure, other people must've seen it, and if someone called 911, that'd back your story. You guys know there's no such thing as UFOs, right?
- Eric: Tell that to the Navy and their cockpit videos that just got declassified.
- Ira: What we saw that night was oblong and defied physics as we know it.
- Eric: It's what made us start our YouTube channel, exposing the things the government tries to keep hidden.
- Dominique Luca: There's one problem, fellas. SWAT's not in the paranormal investigation business.
- Eric: Hey, we made a deal. If our video was useful, we get the logbook.
- Ira: Can you honestly say it didn't help you?