Mom (TV Series)

A Judgy Face and Your Grandma's Drawers (2020)

Mimi Kennedy: Marjorie Armstrong

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Quotes 

• Christy : [on the phone]  How'd it go?

  Marjorie : He called me Mom!

  Christy : Oh my God! I'll get everybody on a conference call!

• Marjorie : Jerry, wait... I didn't watch Sophia all by myself. I had to take a sick cat to the vet, so Christy came over and stayed with her, but then she got a cold and gave Sophia to her mother and... basically everyone on my speed-dial spent the afternoon with her, but she was always safe and loved, even though she went to a bar and her first AA meeting.

  Jerry : Wow... I can't believe you're telling me all this.

  Marjorie : It's just that, it took so long to get you back in my life, I wanted to be honest with you.

  Jerry : I see... I'll talk to you later, Mom.

• Jerry : Maybe we should leave the car seat here.

  Marjorie : I bought a car seat.

  Jerry : Oh, well maybe I should inspect it because 74% of car seats are improperly installed.

  Marjorie : I had it installed at the fire station.

  Amber : *We* didn't even do that!

• Jerry : Maybe you could babysit Sophia more often.

  Amber , Marjorie : I'd really love that.

  [look at each other] 

• Christy : [sick, answers phone]  Hello?

  Marjorie : Where are you?

  Christy : I don't know.

  Marjorie : Where's Sophia?

  Christy : She's with my mom in your living room.

  Marjorie : I'm *in* my living room, nobody's here.

  Christy : I'll conference her.

  Bonnie : [answers phone]  Yeah?

  Christy : Where are you?

  Bonnie : Watching Arlo put a new tire on my car.

  Marjorie : Where's Sophia?

  Bonnie : She's with Jill in your living room.

  Marjorie : No, she's not.

  Christy : Hang on, I'll conference her.

  Jill : Hello.

  Marjorie : Jill, where's Sophia?

  Jill : I had a bit of a meltdown at the meeting, so Tammy brought her home and they're in your living room.

  Marjorie : No they're not.

  Christy : I'll conference her.

  Tammy : [answers]  Hey Marjorie.

  Christy , Marjorie , Bonnie , Jill : Where are you/the baby?

  Tammy : Is this a conference call? I've never had one of those.

  Marjorie : Tammy, where are you?

  Tammy : I'm in your living room.

  [opens door] 

  Marjorie : No you're not!

  [turns around] 

  Marjorie : Never mind, yes you are.

  [hangs up] 

• Christy : Oh wait, I'm blocking you, gimme your keys.

  [they synchronistically toss their keys to one another and catch them] 

  Christy : You realize we're never going to be able to do that again.

  Marjorie : Why would we need to?

• Amber : Let's get to the wedding, I haven't had a drink in 17 months.

  Marjorie : If we're bragging, I haven't had one in 38 years.