Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Miracle (2008)
Ted Levine: Captain Leland Stottlemeyer
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Quotes
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Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I've tried everything. Even this crap.
[health drink]
Adrian Monk : What is it?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I don't know. It's some kind of organic hippie concoction from Hell. My aunt sent me a whole carton of it.
[Takes a sip out of the bottle, and gags a little bit]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Oh, it tastes like chalk.
Natalie Teeger : What's in it?
Adrian Monk : [reading] Chalk extract...