- Max: So here's Johnny, or should I say, Here's Max! Cause Max has a good fist punch, and you wouldn't wanna get in the way of it, cause I've been training with Rocky!
- Max: Hey Jaffa Face, how are you doing? Wait, actually, how are the "Lovely Girls" doing? that you stole!
- Luke: I think they're doing great, I kissed a few of them, they fell to the ground in delight!
- Max: Yeah, sure, I'm sure they wanna run away from you!
- Luke: Are you just saying that to get your girlfriend back?
- Max: My mam is my girlfriend!
- Luke: I locked away your mam!
- Action John: You're actually helping me get closer to that, Paul! I won't ever let him in my country! That's for sure!
- Agent Poop-Face: So that's all of the five girls missing including my niece Isabella Caffrey
- Max: I thought Isabella was Jack!
- Agent Poop-Face: No, her name is Isabella! OK?
- News Reporter: So what do you think of Luke axing you as his agent?
- Action John: Luke and Max, my arse!
- News Reporter: You heard it here first!
- Luke: Hey everyone, I'm glad to be here tonight to present "The Lovely Girls Show", I took inspiration from all the great fashion shows, and put them into one! I am honoured to do such a show, and I promise...
- Max: Ah no!
- [shouts]
- Max: He's telling a bunch of lies! This show is a sham!
- News Reporter: Ayy what's going on here! Come On!
- Guy Attending Fashion Show: [mumbled arguging] Hit the...
- [Coninued arguing]
- Guy Attending Fashion Show: Boo!
- Agent Poop-Face: [raspberry]
- Old Man Attending Fashion Show: Get off the stage!
- Luke: Excuse me while I settle this.
- [Shoves Max out of the fashion show and locks him in the back room]