Black Dynamite (2009)

Nicole Sullivan: Patricia Nixon

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• Black Dynamite : First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp-slapped you into that china cabinet. I used excessive force. Oftentimes, I cross the line, but I try to do so in the name of what's right. Most of the time, the ends justifies the means. But in this case, I feel like I betrayed my own code of ethics. And for that, sugar, I apologize.

  Patricia Nixon : But I shot at you. I tried to kill you, Black Dynamite.

  Black Dynamite : This is true, but you did not connect. You shot a plate. Had you connected, pimp-slapping you into that china cabinet might have been justified. But I feel I crossed the line. And for that, please accept my apology.

  Patricia Nixon : I do. I do, it's just... oh, Black Dynamite, you're so righteous.

  Black Dynamite : This is also true. Because whenever there's injustice,

  [stands up] 

  Black Dynamite : wrongs to be...

  [Gloria suddenly appears and embraces Black Dynamite] 

  Gloria : Oh, Black Dynamite!

  Patricia Nixon : [Tugging Black Dynamite's pants]  Go on, honey.

  Black Dynamite : [Pulls out his handgun and points it straight ahead]  Because whenever there's injustice, wrongs to be righted,

  [as Gloria sits down, holding Black Dynamite's left leg] 

  Black Dynamite : innocents to be defended, Black Dynamite will be there, delivering ass-whuppings. and I will not hesitate to lay the hammer down on any clown that comes around.

  [Pulls out his nunchucks] 

  Black Dynamite : Because if they wanna fight, they best come see me, because I'm Black Dynamite.

  [Pat Nixon proceeds to approach Black Dynamite and hold his right leg] 

• Patricia Nixon : Take your filthy black hands off the presidential dinnerware, you moon-cricket!