Black Dynamite (2009)

Paul Hayes: Doctor

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• Black Dynamite : Breathe deeply, baby.

  [places stethoscope on Nurse Jenny's chest] 

  Nurse : Daddy, you make my heart beat.

  Black Dynamite : Yeah, Dr. Dynamite can hear that. But I think you're running a temperature. Let me see if I can find a thermometer for you.

  [unzips pants] 

  Doctor : What the-? I told you urine sample, Nurse Jenny.

  [Nurse Jenny runs away] 

  Doctor : Black Dynamite, I mean, really?

  Black Dynamite : Hey man, you sent her in here with them titties. What did you expect? How's my x-ray.

  Doctor : Well, no fragments. In and out. You're lucky, Black Dynamite. Three inches to the left and we wouldn't even be having this conversation.

  Black Dynamite : Three inches to the right, and it would've missed my black ass.

  Doctor : Well, you need a new line of work. This is the second time this year.

  Black Dynamite : I know, I know.

  Doctor : Why do I bother? There's no helping you.

  Black Dynamite : No, doc, you help me just fine. See you next time.