Ethel had planned to go on a trip to France, but Alec has spend their holiday money (all 87.40 pounds). Meanwhile, Harry and Kim are leaving on a tandem, but are planning to perform a send-up of a Eurovision song first.
Ethel keeps getting remind of the fact that Alec spent their vacation money. But Fred the Postman has coincidentally won a trip to France for three in a raffle. Hazel is willing to look after the house for the next two weeks. Harry and Kim are about to leave on a tandem, but want to use JoBoxers' band equipment to perform a couple of songs in the lounge first. Tony Deal is inspired by Martin from No 75 to go into the insurance business. Neil challenges viewers to call in and play the Mugs game (fit together segments of a photograph). Harry gets a job offer to work as an estate agent. Tommy Boyd arrives just in time to do the Sandwich Quiz where he faces poet Roger McGough.—The TV Archaeologist