- Harry Stern: [on phone] Eh, hi, hello, is that Boolies'clothes shop? It is. Hi, my name is Harry Stern and I saw your advert in the paper. Yeah, I was wondering what sort of qualifications you have to have? An O-level in chemistry? Eh, I thought this was a clothes shop, why do you have to have an O-level in chemistry?
- [starts to cross 'clothes shop off his list]
- Harry Stern: You like to be prepared for anything, I see.
- Harry Stern: Hey listen, I won't beat around the bush, mate, but are there any jobs going as a biscuit man's assistent, eh?
- Robert Crowther: Well, have you had any training for it?
- Harry Stern: I used to make chocolate biscuits at school, mate.
- Robert Crowther: Well, it's a bit specialized...