- Ethel Davis: The thing is, Fred, I've had thousands of letters from people, about whether or not I should go out with you.
- Fred the Postman: Oh... I wondered why my bag was so full.
- Ethel Davis: How was Sunny Toes Holiday Camp?
- Hazel Edwards: Well, not as exotic as Tunisia would have been, but never mind. I've brought you back a present.
- [hands over a snowglobe]
- Ethel Davis: Oh, lovely.
- Hazel Edwards: It's to remind you of me and Martin, the Princess and the frog.
- Ethel Davis: [shaking the globe] That's smashing. Did they have snow at Sunny Toes?
- Hazel Edwards: They've got everything at Sunny Toes, love.
- Ethel Davis: Oh. Where's Martin?
- Hazel Edwards: I've left him there!
- Ethel Davis: That's a very good idea, but why?
- Hazel Edwards: Only temporarily. Ehm, he's been taken on as a greencoat.
- Ethel Davis: What is a greencoat?
- Hazel Edwards: A children's entertainer.
- Ethel Davis: But he hates children!
- Hazel Edwards: I know, they're not too fond of him, either, but he fell in love with the blazer.
- Fred the Postman: [off screen] Ethel, coo-ee, it's me, you're passionate postman, your first class male!