Funny People (2009)

Jason Schwartzman: Mark Taylor Jackson

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Quotes 

• Mark : When my grandfather died, there was one candle next to his bed. And the candle started flickering. We all thought it was him going to Heaven, you know?

  Leo : You don't pass through fire to get to Heaven. I think he went to Hell.

• Mark : Don't put me in this position where I have to fuck my way out of a corner!

  Leo : He'll do it too. I've seen him.

• Mark : I can't belive this, I'm opening up to you, and you're making fun of a serious moment in my life.

• Mark : [sarcastically]  Oh, I'm sorry my $25,000 check is such an inconvenience for your pillow.

• Mark : If you don't have sex with Daisy in 10 days, I will.

• Ira Wright : I can't believe you slept with her.

  Mark : I gave you an extra 11 days.

  Daisy : [Joining in the conversation]  What are you guys talking about?

  Ira Wright : Nothing, don't worry about it. Stupid guy stuff.

• Mark : Did you know that Leo played a part on Yo, Teach?

  Ira Wright : Yes I did.

  Mark : So you saw it?