Funny People (2009)

Jonah Hill: Leo Koenig

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• Mark : When my grandfather died, there was one candle next to his bed. And the candle started flickering. We all thought it was him going to Heaven, you know?

  Leo : You don't pass through fire to get to Heaven. I think he went to Hell.

• Leo : I just came back from the new Harry Potter movie. Harry's getting old. He's like older than my dad. They should start calling him Harold Potter. And that Hermione had some big, ole, tit-tays!

• Leo : Go lose 20 more pounds, you son of a bitch!

• Mark : Don't put me in this position where I have to fuck my way out of a corner!

  Leo : He'll do it too. I've seen him.

• Leo : Why don't you go suck George Simmons's cock?

• Leo : I wanna put my eye-glasses on your asshole so it looks like you're blowing me when I fuck you in the ass, you *jerk*.

• Leo : If you put "cute kitten" in the title of your YouTube video, you're gonna get a million hits. And then I link that to my website and you can see my stand-up on my website. It's genius.

  Ira Wright : Why don't you just call it like, "Megan Fox Blows Someone"? And then more people would Google that.

• Leo : It's not my fault your grandpa is playing backgammon with Hitler.

• Leo : You son of a bitch! Why didn't you tell me George Simmons wanted us to write jokes for him?

• Leo : I can't believe George Simmons is dying. I grew up on his movies.