- Gordon: Disgraceful!
- James: Disgusting!
- Henry: Despicable!
- Gordon, James, and Henry: [Gordon, James, and Henry are blocking the entrance to the shed] Keep out!
- Duck: Stop fooling! I'm tired.
- Gordon, James, and Henry: So are we. We're tired of you. We like Diesel. We don't like you. You tell tales about us to the trucks.
- Duck: I don't!
- Gordon, James, and Henry: You do!
- Duck: I don't!
- Gordon, James, and Henry: You do!
- Gordon: Duck called me a galloping sausage!
- James: "Rusty red scrap-iron"!
- Henry: I'm Old Square-Wheels!
- The Fat Controller: Well, Duck?
- Duck: I only wish, sir, that I'd thought of those names myself. If the dome fits...
- Gordon, James, and Henry: [Sir Topham Hatt coughs] He made cars laugh at us!
- Narrator: The Fat Controller recovered - he'd been trying not to laugh himself.