- Clumsy Smurf: Gosh, Smurfette. I'm sorry you didn't find your Prince Smurfing.
- Smurfette: Oh, but I did, Clumsy. I did.
- Clumsy Smurf: Huh?
- Smurfette: I found a whole bunch of Prince Smurfing. All brave enough to risk their lives, for me. *Kisses Clumsy on his cheek* And I love you all!
- Cupid: [after his love arrows fail on Gargamel] Oh, it's no use. Gargamel has a heart of stone. The only way he'll ever fall in love is by meeting a woman just as hard-hearted as he is.
- Gargamel: [reads letter] "My dear Gargamel, your cat may be the one I am looking for. If your cat fulfills my requirements, I will pay you handsomely in gold. My offer expires mid afternoon on Valentine's Day. Signed, Chlorhydris." In gold? On Valentine's Day? W-W-W-Why that's today! Eh, I wonder what she wants with a stupid, worthless cat.
- [Azrael attempts to sneak out, but Gargamel catches him]
- Gargamel: Azrael! We're going on a nice little trip, Azrael.
- [to an imprisoned Smurfette]
- Gargamel: All three of us, but first, I must leave a little surprise for your friends.
- Chlorhydris: Welcome, Gargamel, welcome. Ah, splendid. You brought your pet.
- Gargamel: Uh, yes, yes, and I-I-I'm ready for my gold.
- Chlorhydris: [referring to Smurfette] And what is that... that thing?
- Smurfette: I am not a thing! I'm Smurfette!
- Gargamel: Oh, uh, she's only a-a-a mascot.
- [the Smurfs are travelling to stop Chlorhydris]
- Brainy Smurf: Is it much farther, Papa Smurf?
- Papa Smurf: Not much farther.
- [later]
- Jokey Smurf: How much farther now, Papa Smurf?
- Papa Smurf: Not much farther.
- [later]
- Clumsy Smurf: [panting] Now is it much farther, Papa Smurf?
- Papa Smurf: YES, IT IS!
- Gargamel: [while trying to escape] I must reach that wishing well before Chlorhydris! If there's any wishing to be done, it will be mine! It's my cat and it will be my wish! And with that wish, I will be rid of those rotten little Smurfs forever!
- [removes the grating off the hatch and starts to crawl out of the cellar]
- Gargamel: Nobody steals my cat and gets away with it!
- [the Smurfs are still travelling to find Chlorhydris]
- Greedy Smurf: Papa Smurf, is it much farther?
- Papa Smurf: Oh, will you be quiet!
- Chlorhydris: Magic well, Magic well, I wish for a world without...
- [Cupid fires a love arrow at Chlorhydris]
- Chlorhydris: Oh, Gargamel, sweetheart! Let me help you.
- [Cupid fires a love arrow at Gargamel]
- Gargamel: Chlorhydris, sweet Chlorhydris!
- [Chlorhydris and Gargamel embrace each other]
- Chlorhydris: Oh ho ho ho ho! Darling!
- Smurfette: [upon watching this] Yuck! Love really is blind.