Quotes
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Abby Sciuto : You've been looking for a dog, Timmy.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Abby, that dog tasted my blood, and I think he *liked* it!
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[Abby's playing loud music and has locked herself in her office]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Abby, open the door!
Abby Sciuto : I can't hear you, McGee!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : If you can't hear me, why'd you answer?
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Abby Sciuto : How could you shoot an innocent animal, McGee?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Abby, that dog is not innocent! He killed someone!
Abby Sciuto : Dogs don't kill people, McGee! *People* kill people!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : People with dogs that kill people, kill people!
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Why would I give flowers to a dog that attacked me?
Abby Sciuto : Um, maybe because dog is man's best friend. Or maybe because I'm a forensic scientist and I could boil you from the inside out and never leave a trace.
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Abby Sciuto : I am not opening the door until Jethro is proven innocent!
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Abby, do not make a scene.
Abby Sciuto : Too late, McGee! I am in *full* scene mode!
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : You can't stay in there forever.
Abby Sciuto : I'm fully stocked on both Caf-Pow and kibble. I'm good for at least a few days.
[Jethro barks, causing McGee to take a step back]
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Abby Sciuto : All right, I know I shouldn't have taken him without authorization. But time was of the essence. And besides, Jethro may have uncovered an important clue!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Or maybe it's another one of his victims and he's confessing.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Or maybe it's his lunch.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Only if he's a cannibal, Jethro.
[the dog barks]
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [to the dog] I wasn't talking to you.
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Abby Sciuto : Who would shoot this cute little dog?
[she starts petting the dog, while McGee gropes for a response]
Abby Sciuto : Look at you...
[realizing, she straightens up, spins around and skewers McGee with a glare]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : It-it was self-defense. It was self-defense!
Abby Sciuto : You *shot* that cute little dog?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : He's not cute and little! He's-he's vicious, and large!
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Petty Officer Erica Perelli : [examining McGee's wounds] Looks like he bit you pretty bad.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I've been bitten harder... by dogs. I love dogs. I'm a dog person, really.
Petty Officer Erica Perelli : What kind of dog do you have?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I don't yet. But I might. WILL soon. Very soon. I just need to find the right girl - dog. Girl dog. I want a girl dog. I do like boys though.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering] Don't ask, don't tell, McGee.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : [in the belly of a cargo plane] What, you want me to dust the whole plane?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, just the flat surfaces where you can lift the prints... yeah! The whole plane!
[about ten minutes later]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : McGee!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : We're going back?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Whoa, boss! Two people, one mother ship? This'll take all night!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Hope you brought a warm coat, DiNozzo!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [hands Tony the fingerprint kit] Just the flat surfaces where you can lift the prints, Tony.