Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

Days of Blunder (1991)

Michael Bell: Quackerjack

Quotes 

• Darkwing Duck : I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks. I am Darkwing Duck!

  Quackerjack : You'll never stop me. Not as long as I have

  [pulls out a supposedly deadly rubber chicken] 

  Quackerjack : this!

  Darkwing Duck : [gasp]  The rubber chicken!

  Quackerjack : I'm not afraid to use it!

  Darkwing Duck : Take it easy there, Quackerjacker. Just put the chicken down.

  Quackerjack : Well, if you insist.

  [Quackerjack tosses the chicken towards the bank counter] 

  Darkwing Duck : Look out!

  [Darkwing dives after the chicken and grasps it] 

  Darkwing Duck : This chicken could explode at any second. Get down! Run! Take cover!