Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

When Aliens Collide (1991)

Jim Cummings: Darkwing Duck, Drake Mallard, Herb Muddlefoot

Quotes 

• Darkwing Duck : [in Big Nasty's grip]  Had enough yet, you invincible steely space scourge?

  Captain Big Nasty : This will teach you to underestimate a captain of the Outer Space Patrol!

  Darkwing Duck : [flabergasted]  What? You mean you're a... a cop?

  Captain Big Nasty : Not just any cop; I'm Big Nasty!

  Darkwing Duck : [to himself]  Ugly, too.

  Captain Big Nasty : No! Captain Big Nasty is my name!

  Darkwing Duck : Oh.

  [a loud engine ignites outside] 

  Captain Big Nasty : [dropping Darkwing and Launchpad]  MY SHIP!

  [his ship takes off under Wacko's control] 

  Captain Big Nasty : He's getting away!

  [to Darkwing] 

  Captain Big Nasty : And it's all your fault!

  Darkwing Duck : Heh! 'Cause you can't catch a stupid pet?

  Captain Big Nasty : PET? You idiot! Wacko's an escaped criminal in possession of the

  [shaking Darkwing violently] 

  Captain Big Nasty : most dangerous explosives IN THE UNIVERSE!

  Darkwing Duck : [wobbly]  Oh, is that all?

• Darkwing Duck : I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the squashed bug on your flying saucer windshield.

  [gets hit by a rocket] 

  Darkwing Duck : I am... blown away by the alien menace.

• Drake Mallard : What on Earth was that? It looked like a cucumber.

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : [excited]  Yeah, but that cucumber didn't come from Earth!

  [She runs up to the ship] 

  Drake Mallard : No! Gosalyn, come back!

  [Gosalyn keeps going] 

  Drake Mallard : [sighs]  Give an inch, Gos takes a mile.

• Darkwing Duck : I just hope Gos is alright... of course, she'll be in real trouble after I rescue her.

• Darkwing Duck : That does it! That alien has got to be destroyed!

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : But, Dad, aren't you being too harsh on Wacko?

  Darkwing Duck : Look, Gosalyn, Wacko is the bad guy.

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : He is not! He is a harmless alien monster! You tell him, Honk.

  Honker Muddlefoot : Um, well, uh... Wacko's a harmless-

  [realizes something] 

  Honker Muddlefoot : Harmless? No, he isn't.

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : [shaking him urgently]  Honk, you're making me look bad.

  [a seismosphere falls out of Honker's shirt pocket and onto the floor] 

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : What? You've got a jawbreaker just like mine, and you didn't tell me?

  [She picks it up] 

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : [as Big Nasty grabs it]  HEY!

  [Big Nasty pulls out a magnifying glass and examines it] 

  Captain Big Nasty : [gasps]  It's an explosive seismosphere!

  Honker Muddlefoot : I thought it was one of Tank's jawbreakers.

  Darkwing Duck : Tank? You mean he's got those spheres? It's more dangerous in Tank's hands than in that alien's.