Criminal Minds (TV Series)
Tabula Rasa (2008)
Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia
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Quotes
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Derek Morgan : [in Hotch's flashback during his testimony] Hey, what's the new tech girl's name?
Dr. Spencer Reid : Ah, Gomez, I think.
Derek Morgan : [to Garcia] Excuse me, Gomez!
[Garcia starts walking away]
Derek Morgan : Hey, baby girl!
Penelope Garcia : Baby girl?
Derek Morgan : Ah, forgive me. I just didn't know your real name...
Penelope Garcia : I've been called worse. What can I do for you?
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Dr. Spencer Reid : [looking at a piece of paper] It's remarkable. Something like this makes you question everything you thought you knew.
Penelope Garcia : Yeah. It's like the Monolith in 2001.
Dr. Spencer Reid : So there was actually a time when something like this was socially acceptable?
Penelope Garcia : Oh... you're young.
[takes the paper from Reid]
Penelope Garcia : The eighties left a lot of people confused.
[a photo of Prentiss from high school is revealed]
Penelope Garcia : This is, uh, especially sad, though.
Emily Prentiss : All right, very funny, you guys. Very funny.
[snatched the paper from Garcia]
Emily Prentiss : What'd you do to it?
Penelope Garcia : Do?
Emily Prentiss : You obviously aletered it in photoshop or something.
[shows the photo to Garcia]
Emily Prentiss : That *hair?*
Penelope Garcia : Oh, no, Pussycat. That - that's all you. Garfield High, Class of '89.
Emily Prentiss : [looking at the photo again] You really didn't change anything?
Penelope Garcia : I hacked it, as is. You're seriously trying to tell me you don't remember rocking that look?
Dr. Spencer Reid : Perhaps your lack of recognition stems from a dissociative fugue suffered in adolescence. Say, at a Siouxsie and the Banshees concert?
Penelope Garcia : [laughs]
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Penelope Garcia : [On the phone] Right! 54, native American. Ma'am, I have all that. Look,
[JJ enters]
Penelope Garcia : I really need now is identifying information.
[Garcia shakes no to JJ]
Penelope Garcia : . Yes, I... I know what a closed adoption means. Do you know what a court order means?
Jennifer Jareau : [Whispers] Wow, we don't have time for a court order
Penelope Garcia : You know what ma'am? I am done being nice! If you look to your cursor, you'll notice it's moving on its own. That's me hacking your secure network. Now I got her file, now I got her social and now, cause you're grumpy, I'm gonna send your boss these Jamaican vacation photos. Check you out, no tan lines!