Bitch Slap (2009)

Michael Hurst: Gage

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• Gage : [threatening Trixie with a dildo tipped with whirling blades]  I love Home Depot... Now listen here, you fucking slag. I have a reputation for being very persuasive. And I know you're a virtuoso with them throat muscles. So you'd better start spilling - or I'm gonna send Thaddeus here right up your chutney tube!

• Gage : That's it, show us your grabber.

  Trixie : You like that?

  Gage : Yeah, Daddy likes...

  Trixie : Try *this* one on for size.

  [Executes an aerial flip into Gage's lap] 

  Gage : Fuckin' hell!

  Trixie : I call that move "shock and awe."

  Gage : Oh God... I've never felt this way about a gash before.

  Trixie : Oh! You are so sweet.

  Gage : Oh, and you're decent and pure, and I love you. Now why don't we tie a knot, bump uglies, and ride the pork bus to Tuna City?

• Gage : [to Trixie]  You take orders better than a Bangkok bum boy.

• Gage : Blow me, you psycho rug-muncher!

• Gage : [to Hel]  Who the fuck are you? Aside from one tasty little minge I'd like to slam like a screen door?

• Gage : Well, well, well. Hiding out in a convent? Impersonating a nun? Juggling pussy in a pornographic circus? Oh, that is *tasteless,* even for you, Camero.

  [to cops] 

  Gage : Right-o, lads, don't be afraid to use excessive force on this one.