Bitch Slap (2009)

America Olivo: Camero

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• Camero : I'm gonna booty-bang bitch slap your fucking ass until you're just this side of salvage. Then I'm gonna ram-ride girly's show tits asunder before I plow both of you bitches under!

• Camero : [to Kinki]  That's it pop tart! I'm gonna dog-pound you straight to China!

• Trixie : [after Camero shoots Gage though Trixie's dress]  Oh my God, you could have shot me!

  Camero : But I didn't.

  Trixie : You're crazy!

  Camero : You're welcome.

• Camero : [Caught in the confessional performing oral sex on another nun]  God fucking dammit...

  Mother Superior : Sister Prudence Bangtail. Well, this is the last straw!

  Camero : Save it, Crusty, I'm vapor. This place bites anyway.

• Camero : I'm going to sleigh ride your sorry ass once and for all!

• Camero : The bitch is back, baby!

• Camero : [to Gage]  Fuck you, joyride!

• Camero : Prepare to come about bitch.

• Camero : She's black hair, blonde box, Hel.

• Camero : That's two you owe me, Blow White.

• Camero : Fun's over with Gage. Next stop, brown town.

• Camero : [after killing Gage]  So long, limp dick!

• Camero : Shut up, ax wound!

• Hel : Open wide psycho slut.

  Camero : Lube my boob skank twat.

• Trixie : 35.34.8.81 N...

  Camero : What?

  Trixie : Gage wrote it on a photograph - some kind of desert picture from space.

  Camero : And what good does that do us?

  Hel : They may be vector co-ordinates. You're sure about those numbers?

  Trixie : I'm positive. I have a photo-journalistic memory.

• Trixie : My God, they're gonna lock us up forever!

  Camero : Shut up, ax wound!

  Trixie : [hesitantly]  You shut up!

  Camero : What did you say?

  Hel : Back off, Camero!

  Camero : No! Why don't you let Gland Canyon stick up for herself?

• Trixie : You know, I've been thinking...

  Camero : [annoyed]  Christ.

  Trixie : Is stealing from a criminal any better than just being a criminal?

  Camero : I got a better one for you, Princess. What's the most outrageous place you've ever been key-holed?

  Trixie : Why do you wanna know?

  Camero : Just curious. It says a lot about a woman.

  Trixie : Hmm. Either a bumper-car three-way with some guy and girl at the Redlands County Fair, or... on top of a horse-drawn buggy in Amish country with Jakey Stalfoos.

  Camero : Hel?

  Hel : Let's have a little less chit-chat and a lot more digging, huh?

  Camero : I'm gonna grind those secrets out of you one day, Hel.

  Hel : I don't have any secrets.

  Trixie : Well, what about you, Camero?

  Camero : My best bang was a contortionist out behind the freak show tent at Circus Nudeius. I couldn't stand straight for days. Never did get her name...

• Camero : I'm gonna enjoy beating seven shades of shit outta both of you!

• Camero : Come on! Fight me!

  Trixie : I'm too weak and vulnerable!

  Camero : Fine. If you're not gonna fight, then you're gonna fuck!

• Camero : [seeing the contortionist tattoo just above Trixie's croch]  You're... her? You're my best lay ever?

  Trixie : [frightened to death]  Surprise...

• Trixie : Why are you dogging on me all the time?

  Camero : Coz you're a slapper: a woman whose only purpose is to serve men and get their dicks hard!

  Trixie : I don't serve men! I serve myself. I do what I do to gain power and control to be considered sexually desirable. I'm the one using them.

  Hel : She's right, Camero, she can make men do whatever she wants with nothing more than just a glance or a well timed bend over. It's her gift.

  Trixie : Darn tootin!