Bitch Slap (2009)
Julia Voth: Trixie
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Quotes
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Trixie : [refering to Hel] Well, this is America. She... she's sexy and loaded, and has high-powered connections.
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Trixie : What can I say? We're all just bitches in the end.
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Gage : That's it, show us your grabber.
Trixie : You like that?
Gage : Yeah, Daddy likes...
Trixie : Try *this* one on for size.
[Executes an aerial flip into Gage's lap]
Gage : Fuckin' hell!
Trixie : I call that move "shock and awe."
Gage : Oh God... I've never felt this way about a gash before.
Trixie : Oh! You are so sweet.
Gage : Oh, and you're decent and pure, and I love you. Now why don't we tie a knot, bump uglies, and ride the pork bus to Tuna City?
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Trixie : Oh, my God. You're a wicked-cool covert operative masquerading as a sex-toy tycoon?
Hel : Mm-hmm. My mission was retrieve that... a weaponized vial of synthetic nano-swarm that Gage hijacked from a CIA convoy. It's filled with trillions of self-replicating robo-viruses that latch onto any living organism and suck the carbon out... 'til you, me, even the cockroaches are nothing more than gray goo.
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Trixie : [to Hel; breaking character] A girl's gotta get her jollies somehow. Oh... and I really get off on watching girls fight. You guys were awesome!
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Trixie : Don't tell me you don't want some of what I'm sellin. I'm gonna get you wet!
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Trixie : We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read...
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Trixie : [seeing the underground arsenal of weapons] Whoa! Looks like Gage was ready for war!
Hel : K-14 Corsair rail gun... carbon fiber mounts... hellfire damping system... and Zion laser scope. This is some serious and classified hardware.
Trixie : How do you know all that?
Hel : [realizing she's revealed too much] Uh... my father was a part of the CIA's Ghost Recon Group in the '80s.
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Trixie : You know, I've been thinking...
Camero : [annoyed] Christ.
Trixie : Is stealing from a criminal any better than just being a criminal?
Camero : I got a better one for you, Princess. What's the most outrageous place you've ever been key-holed?
Trixie : Why do you wanna know?
Camero : Just curious. It says a lot about a woman.
Trixie : Hmm. Either a bumper-car three-way with some guy and girl at the Redlands County Fair, or... on top of a horse-drawn buggy in Amish country with Jakey Stalfoos.
Camero : Hel?
Hel : Let's have a little less chit-chat and a lot more digging, huh?
Camero : I'm gonna grind those secrets out of you one day, Hel.
Hel : I don't have any secrets.
Trixie : Well, what about you, Camero?
Camero : My best bang was a contortionist out behind the freak show tent at Circus Nudeius. I couldn't stand straight for days. Never did get her name...
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Trixie : Why are you dogging on me all the time?
Camero : Coz you're a slapper: a woman whose only purpose is to serve men and get their dicks hard!
Trixie : I don't serve men! I serve myself. I do what I do to gain power and control to be considered sexually desirable. I'm the one using them.
Hel : She's right, Camero, she can make men do whatever she wants with nothing more than just a glance or a well timed bend over. It's her gift.
Trixie : Darn tootin!
