Alpha and Omega (2010)
Justin Long: Humphrey
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Quotes
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Kate : Ahh!
Humphrey : Ahh!
Kate : Ahh!
[Grunt's in disgust]
Humphrey : [laughs] Where's Barf?
Kate : It's Garth, and we're just taking a little break.
Humphrey : A break?
Kate : What, is that so strange?
Humphrey : No, no, no no no, are you kidding? I always like to take a break, ten minutes into a howl.
Kate : Well I do!
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Kate : Ow! Where am I? Ow!
Humphrey : Ughh!
Kate : Humphrey?
Humphrey : Kate! Where are we?
Kate : I don't know.
Humphrey : Oh, maybe we're dead.
[Both yell ow]
Humphrey : Nope, definitely not dead.
Kate : Ow!
Humphrey : Well, at least they left us some water.
Kate : You got water?
Humphrey : Nope, definitely not water... Kate, what are you doing?
Kate : Trying to get out! Aghh!
Humphrey : Ah! Whoa calm down, listen maybe they are taking us to where there is more food.
Kate : Or maybe we are the food.
Humphrey : Oh, Kate, you're right, fight, fight fight fight!
[Both struggle in cages]
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Humphrey : It's Spring! Whoa, look who's back from alpha school.
Salty : Forget about it Humphrey, Kate's an Alpha now, and you're, an Omega.
Humphrey : We're friend's, ok?
Mooch : Exactly, just friends, end of story.
Salty : You better set your sites over there, Reba and Janice, the Vegi-tarians
[Reba and Janice Smile awkwardly]
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Humphrey : You know, we make a pretty good team. Kate and Humphrey, their old adventures. What do ya think?
Kate : I think you're crazy.
Humphrey : You think i'm... whoa! No, no i'm telling ya... We're on to something here. Hey baby, stick with me and we'll go places.
Kate : [laughs a little] Well, i'll keep that in mind.
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Kate : Humphrey, i just wanted to tell you: these past couple of days, they've been... kinda... fun. You've been kinda... fun.
Humphrey : [with a smile] Really?
Kate : Yeah, really.
Humphrey : Well, that's... that's great. I told you, baby. We make a pretty good team.
Kate : We definitely do.
[she giggles]
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Kate : [Kate tries to stand on to a slippery rock and looks down to see a river] Humphrey!
Humphrey : [Tarzan yell and swings towards Kate] Don't worry Kate, it's all part of the plan
Kate : I can see that
Humphrey : Kate, grab my tail.
Kate : Grab your what?
Humphrey : Take those alpha jaws and grab...
[Kate bites Humphrey tail]
Humphrey : OW! my tail, my tail
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Humphrey : Guys, honestly, caribou is overrated.
Kate : Hmph.
Humphrey : Now instead, keep an open mind, I just want you to keep an open mind here. We bring you, berries!
[Wolves growl]
Humphrey : Oh, heh heh, how about squirrels?
[Wolves drool and the squirrels scream]
Humphrey : Oh, bad joke, flying squirrels ha ha.
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Winston : What were you doing in Idaho?
Kate : We were taken by humans to another park.
Humphrey : We were supposed to repopulate.
[Eve pounces on Humphrey and attempts to murder him]
Kate : No, no, no, no! Mom! We didn't repopulate! Humphrey actually helped me get back home.
Eve : [stops and releases Humphrey] Oh. What a nice boy.
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Humphrey : Damn it! I can't take it anymore!
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Humphrey : Do I sound retarded to you?
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Humphrey : The next girl that comes up the hill, outta my way 'cause she's mine.