Disaster Movie (2008) Poster

Matt Lanter: Will

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  • Calvin : Man, you messed shit up with Amy. You're lucky a girl like that would even talk to you. She's hot, sexy. She got a job. Man, that girl out of your league.

    Will : She's not out of my league.

    Calvin : Shit, she gotta put up with your stank breath. Not to mention your abnormally high plumber's crack.

  • Juney : Let me guess, an evil witch banished you from your fairy tale kingdom.

    Enchanted Princess : No, my silly, pasty, quirky teen. Actually, I'm just a demented homeless chick who lives in the sewers.

    Will : How'd you end up there?

    Enchanted Princess : Drugs. Lots and lots snd lots of mind-altering, enchanting, DRUGS!

  • Amy : [as she is leaving Wills sweet sixteen party]  You know what will, every time we made love I was thinking about another guy!

    Will : Well so was I!

  • Will : You're taking Jo-Jo?

  • Will : [singing]  I'm fucking Matt Damon.

    Amy : You're fucking Matt Damon?

    [singing] 

    Amy : Well I'm fucking Hannah Montana!

    Hannah Montana : [singing]  She's fucking Hannah Montana! Backstage, at my concert, fucks me on my parents' bed! After school, at my locker, in the car I give her head! I'm also fucking the Flava!

    Flava-Flav Look-A-Like : [singing]  Yeah, it's Flava-Flav, foo'! You know what time it is, 'cause I'm fucking Juney too!

    Juney : [singing]  Yeah, I know, but it's true: Flava-Flav, he fucks me too.

    Michael Cera Look-A-Like : [singing]  And I swap with Calvin, and he swaps with that dude.

    All : And we're all fucking Hellboy!

  • [first lines] 

    Will : [after falling face-first into a pile of feces in his dream]  Oh, shit.

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