- Self - Contestant: These bitches, you know, sometimes it gets annoying. It's like being in a daycare. I'm just gonna let them bark. I will put the dogs to sleep later.
- Self - Contestant: I've been waiting a really long time to win something. Thank you. You want a carrot?
- Self - Judge: I mean, you were using Sophia's catchphrases as Dorothy, which I think - I didn't read the whole bible, but I don't think you're allowed to do that.