- Phineas: Isabella, we're gonna have the greatest race in history! Complete with helmets, and armor and super cool chariots. spread the word! Spread the word!
- Isabella: [starts running back and forth] Wait. At what time?
- Phineas: In about an hour or so.
- Isabella: Where's it gonna be?
- Phineas: Here!
- Isabella: Who am I telling again?
- Phineas: Just spread the word. Oh and tell them to bring gladiator gear.
- Phineas: [seeing all the gadgets on the Bufford's chariot] Remind me, why did we put spikes on Buford's chariot again? And a bowling ball catapult? I mean, what were we thinking? Why'd we give them all the cool stuff?
- Candace: [during the chariot race] Reckless endangerment, disrupting traffic! Oooh, they are so busted!
- Phineas: [after the crash finish in the museum] That was the coolest rocking horse-mower pulled-chariot-minotaur chase ever!
- Candace: [looking around the museum] I can't believe you dragged me all the way over here for this. Well, at least there's hunky guys in skirts.
- Phineas: Each chariot will be pulled by a rocking horse Ferb souped up with a lawn-mower engine.
- Candace: [walking into the backyard] Phineas, just what do you think you're doing?
- Phineas: Candace, great! You're right on time. Check out this cool looking helmet we made for you and we built you your own chariot that looks just like you.
- Candace: [makes a face indentical to the chariot's] Oh, that is ridiculous; I do not have wheels!
- Phineas: [sseing his sister in the race] Looks like Candace made it after all. Lookin' good, Candace!
- Candace: [as the crowd cheer Phineas and Ferb] Oh no! No, no, no, no! You can't just tear up the town with your chariots and expect to get away with it!
- Candace: Just wait until mom and dad find out about this!
- Phineas: Candace, looks like we own you a big thanks for defeating the minotaur. Who knew you had the power to turn men to stone.
- Candace: That is so not true. Who has ever heard of something as silly as turning someone to stone...?
- [to back and forth stone statues]
- Candace: No, no, it can't be!
- [screams]
- Candace: I did it again! Don't look at me!
- [screams]
- Candace: I'm a monster!
- [screams]
- Candace: MAKE IT STOP!
- [runs away screaming in fright]
- Phineas: It's okay, Ferb. She's gone, you can look now.
- Ferb Fletcher: [has his eyes covered] No, not taking any chances.
- [Perry chatters]
- Phineas: Hey, look, there's Perry.
- Ferb Fletcher: Still not looking!
- Candace: "Why don't you boys come in for some snacks?"
- Linda Flynn-Fletcher: Why don't you boys come in for some snacks?
- Candace: "Oh, there you are, Perry."
- Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry.
- Candace: And Ferb says...
- Ferb Fletcher: You know, gladiators were Roman, not Greek.