- Sam Winchester: You seem pretty cheery.
- Dean Winchester: Strippers Sammy, strippers. We are on an actual case involving strippers. Finally.
- Dean Winchester: one's a redhead, about 5'9". another one's asian
- Honey Wagon Owner: do you have any idea about how many girls i deal with? fake names, fake hair, fake...
- [holds his hands in front of his chest]
- Dean Winchester: you've got to have some sort of paperwork, check stubs, some way to keep track of the strippers.
- Honey Wagon Owner: please, exotic dancers. independent contractors working for cash. i stay out of their hair, they stay out of, what little i have left.
- Dean Winchester: three of your customers murdered their wives. now don't you think that's weird?
- Honey Wagon Owner: yeah. i think that's super frigging weird. you know what it ain't? my problem.
- Dean Winchester: [On exiting the beautiful Dr. Roberts' office, Dean says to Sam] "Dude, you totally C-blocked me."