Life with Louie (TV Series)

Behind Every Good Coach (1995)

Louie Anderson: Narrator, Andy Anderson (Dad), Little Louie

Quotes 

• Gus : What kind of kid doesn't play baseball? That's not American.

  Andy Anderson : What are you talking about? My kid is as American as... as... as those French fries you're eating.

• Coach Larry Rockwell : If at first you don't succeed...

  Little Louie : Quit.

  Coach Larry Rockwell : That's the spirit, son. Take a lap!

• Louie Anderson : You know what I like to do? I like to go down, take a nice walk right into a donut shop, get a great big donut, then sit there and chew it. That's the exercise I like getting.