- [last lines]
- Lt. Commander Quinton McHale: Well, that's our Captain, boys. He can't sing, but boy, can he act!
- General Bronson: [the General talking to Binghamton about the show] Great show. If I can swing it I'm going to have you repeat your performance before the fighting men on the front lines.
- Captain Wallace B. Binghamton: Thank you very much, General. I've... Front lines?
- General Bronson: Yes. Well gentlemen back to the war. And a hardy well-done.
- Captain Wallace B. Binghamton: General, I wear glasses, General. My back has been... Why don't you take Carpenter?
- Lt. Elroy Carpenter: Oh, Sir!