Just Peck (2009)
Keir Gilchrist: Peck
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Quotes
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Peck : Do you smell what the Peck is cooking?
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Michael Peck : We know that you got kicked out of band.
Cheryl Peck : Yes, and we've decided you're just going to have to ask Mr. Kuhner to take you back.
Michael Peck : On your hands and knees, if necessary.
Peck : He'd like THAT. I mean, couldn't I just do something else instead of band?
Cheryl Peck : Well, I suppose we could look at alternate life enrichment activities.
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Peck : Dude, I feel like I just walked in on my parents having sex and they just kept going.
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Michael Peck : Well, parents always help.
Peck : No, they don't.
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Peck : Um, I got a ride from a friend.
Cheryl Peck : The young lady? A friend or a girlfriend?
Peck : Friend.
Cheryl Peck : Well, that's SOMETHING, anyway.
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Peck : The TSAT 3000 is for coping with the difficult adolescent years by answering what the French existentialist Albert Camus called the fundamental question of philosophy. The TSAT 3000 answers the question. Hamlet - Act Three Scene One: "To be or not to be." You've acted out but no one noticed, cried for help but no one cared. The slings and arrows of teen angst have got you down and you're wondering - to be or not to be? Find out with the TSAT 3000, the world's first and only Teen Suicide Aptitude Test - because life's a bitch, and then you die.
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Peck : Um, my dad actually wants to take me to this vision quest in Mexico this summer, but, uh, I think it's just an excuse for him to do peyote.
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Emily : Poor baby. Mommy and Daddy getting Junior off to college. You know what MY parents did with MY college money?
Peck : No.
Emily : My mom bought a Lexus and my dad bought a pair of tits for his new wife.
[Peck laughs nervously]
Emily : You think that's funny?
Peck : I thought you were kidding.