- Darkwing Duck: Do you have any idea what you just did?
- Binkie Muddlefoot: No need to thank me!
- Darkwing Duck: THANK YOU?
- Binkie Muddlefoot: You're welcome!
- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the burnt-out bulb you cannot reach! I am Darkwing Duck!
- Darkwing Duck: Thought you could pull the wool over my eyes, eh, Megavolt?
- Megavolt: Say, good idea!
- [He drapes Darkwing's hat down and runs off]
- Jeweler: [opening a display case in fear] Please! Don't hurt me! You can have all the jewels!
- Megavolt: I don't want any jewels... I WANT THE DISPLAY LIGHTS!
- [He cackles and unscrews the light bulbs]
- Megavolt: It's my mission to liberate all the innocent light bulbs enslaved by society.
- [finishes]
- Megavolt: There! Run! Be free! Frolic in the wilderness!
- [to his surprise, the light bulbs do nothing]
- Megavolt: I said run away. Run away, run away, run away...
- [the light bulbs still do nothing]
- Megavolt: Oh no! They can't move! They've been weakened by their long servitude!
- [puts them in a bag]
- Megavolt: I'll have to nurse them back to health.