- [last lines]
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Good going, Dad! You saved the day!
- Darkwing Duck: [holding up her history book] That's not all I saved.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [sarcastically] My history book! Oh, goody.
- Darkwing Duck: [ironing his cape] The life of a crime fighter is never easy... especially when his sidekick borrows his cape to wax the car.
- [Launchpad shrugs]