(2008 Video)

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Hyperdriven enough to overload Sex Addicts Annonymous hot line
hollywoodshack24 October 2009
Ever since soft core 3D porn of the sixties and "Debbie Does Dallas" of the seventies, adult films have been obsessed with the fantasies of stewardesses and cheerleaders. (I found out the phone number of Bambi, head cheerleader of Dallas fame, but it wouldn't do you any good today after it was changed in 1988) Our current breed of cheerleader Class of 2008 follows all the modern styles. Her voice squeaks in the same high-pitched tone. You would think one girl's voice is dubbing the whole sound track. She often wears beads or tattoos, but luck has it that they don't cover up anything good. And the sex, oh, it just couldn't be real! One guy jacks off five times in a detention room scene. They must've been filmed over at different times far apart and spliced together to look like one continuous scene. Aside from the hot hardcore sex and a lesbian group scene desperately needing a dildo, there is little else to recommend above the average porn flick, although I must admit Stoya's grinning during a three way scene stood out from the crowd. Sets are cheaper than most films of this type. There aren't even any shower scenes. I guess the producers couldn't afford to put in faucets. Of course it is touted has having "the most explosive sex ever filmed in HD." Here is a true claim. Not many large budget porn films have been filmed in HD, yet. But few still like old scratchy transfers that often fill up catalogs featuring the now senior-aged famous of porno.
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Much ado about nothing
lor_27 August 2019
There is no cheerleading in this phony "epic" from Digital Playground, an example of the label's decline in quality from its halcyon days circa "Pirates". It was spread out over 2 DVD disks to give the impression of importance.

Robby D.'s lousy script takes place in the girls locker room, where 9 cheerleaders, mainly undressed, play a game of Truth or Dare. This provides for XXX flashbacks, leading to an all-girl lesbian orgy there.

Though five contract girls, their stage names all carefully trademarked by Digital Playground, get star billing, but stealing the film is breast in show Memphis Monroe. Robby wisely has her play the set-up dialog scenes topless, with her huge tits and saucer-size aureolae dominating the frame, and in fact making nominal star Jesse Jane look puny by comparison.

Providing anal in their threesome scene with Manuel Ferrara are superstar Brianna Love and Stoya, refreshingly natural (and flat-chested) in a lineup overwhelmed by silicone.

Robby's dialog is insipid and despite the girls' high spirits this is a clunker all the way, aimed at the low end of the audience that seemingly has never seen these eye candy actresses in any of their quality assignments.
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