Peep Show (TV Series)
Jeremy's Mummy (2008)
Matt King: Super Hans
Quotes
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Super Hans : [reading from an old quiz book he's found] I have a mouth, but do not speak. I have a bed, but never sleep. What am I?
Mark Corrigan : A river.
Super Hans : Nicholas Lyndhurst.
Mark Corrigan : I think that's the wrong answer section.
Super Hans : [throws the book down] Fuck this shit.
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Super Hans : Jez, can you tell me, as a mate, someone who knows me really well, is the bottom half of me on fire?
Jeremy Usborne : [looks down] No.
Super Hans : Thanks. That's good.
Jeremy Usborne : Are you tripping?
Super Hans : The shit I'm seeing, I fucking well hope so!
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Super Hans : It's a pisser, though, innit? Cancer. They should a find a fucking cure.
Mark Corrigan : I think they're trying.
Super Hans : Yeah, sure they are. They should pull their fucking fingers out.
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Super Hans : You should drop acid at the funeral. Make it more intense. That's what I did at me old man's, it was fucking mental. I was crying and laughing. Didn't know who was dead and who was alive.
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Super Hans : You couldn't get me any glue, could you? Take the edge off.
Jeremy Usborne : Glue?
Super Hans : Yeah, glue's coming back. Nature's glue.
Jeremy Usborne : [voiceover] I've never done glue. Never boffed a tranny. I've hardly lived.