Bernard Atha: Returning Officer

Quotes 

• Returning Officer : [Revealing the election results for the four candidates]  Mr Carstairs, 629 votes. Mr Bradshaw, 627 votes. Mr Maddox, 624 votes. Now the question obviously is...

  Jill Swinburne : [Anticipating]  How many votes did I get?

  Returning Officer : One moment... 54 votes.

  Jill Swinburne : [Referencing the Eurovision Song Contest]  Does that include the Luxembourg jury?

  Returning Officer : I beg your pardon?

  Jill Swinburne : There's no problem, Mr. Returning Officer. I demand a recount!

  Jill Swinburne : [Steps up to the microphone to address the tiny audience]  The Conservation candidate demands a recount in the name of the Good Earth. We are on the brink of a new era, if only... I think I'll go home.