Wild Target (2010)

Rupert Grint: Tony

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Quotes 

• Mike : Give me the gun.

  Tony : I'm serious! You know I'm a terrible shot. I could easily aim at your head and blow your balls off.

• Victor Maynard : [after rescuing Rose who has been shoplifting]  That was unbelievably irresponsible! Staggeringly immature!

  Tony : Staggeringly... staggering!

  Rose : Fig roll anyone?

  [munching] 

  Tony : Tsk... tsk... tsk...

  [ponders] 

  Tony : I'll have one.

  Rose : Get lost.

  Tony : Not fair! Mr Maynard!

• Tony : [after catching a knife mid-air, in awe to Rose and Victor]  Did you see that?

  Rose : See what?

  Tony : [Disappointed]  Shit...

• Rose : It's funny because yesterday I couldn't wait to get away and now I never want to leave.

  Tony : What happened in between?

  Rose : Just enough.

• [last lines] 

  Tony : Has anyone seen the cat?

• [hearing a disturbance, Victor emerges from his bedroom, gun in hand] 

  Rose : This hideous old bat in a wheelchair just tried to kill me! She had a knife this big, I swear!

  Tony : It was horrible!

  Rose : It's true!

  [embarrassed, Victor goes to the door of Rose's bedroom] 

  Victor Maynard : Mother... Mother, are you there? It's me. Mother?

  [hearing nothing, he kneels down to look through the keyhole] 

  Victor Maynard : [to Rose and Tony]  I've got everything under control...

  [a shotgun blasts a hole in the door over Victor's head. Rose screams] 

  Victor Maynard : She means well. Mother, can we talk about this?

  Louisa Maynard : I'm *very* disappointed in you, Victor!

• Tony : Mr. Smith, 30,00? That's pretty good money.

  Victor Maynard : Yes it is.

  Tony : I mean, I know it's dangerous. But I seem to be getting the hang of that side of things. So me, being you apprentice, I thought we could put that on a more format footing? So, I could get a cut?

  Victor Maynard : Okay, here's the... thing. I can offer you six weeks' training, suspect observation, fake identities, a complete range of weapon skills, handguns, sniper rifle, knives, explosives, the 17 methods of strangulation, and basic untraceable poisons.

  Tony : You need to know all that to be a private detective?

  Victor Maynard : You never know who you might be up against.