How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Benefits (2009)
Ethan Dizon: Ben
Quotes
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Barney Stinson : [In Lily's kindergarten class] ... And then I stormed out. Why did I do that? I mean,maybe it goes back to my father issues,but I basically gave my best friend license to have sex with the girl of my dreams. totally sabotaged myself. And now I'm smoking. Now I'm smoking.
Lily Aldrin : Get out.
Barney Stinson : But it's feelings hour and I'm holding Feely the Share Bear. And whoever's holding Feely the Share Bear gets to sit in the share chair.
Lily Aldrin : Barney,this is not your private therapist's office. These kids have issues to talk about,too,you know. Ben's parents are getting divorced.
Ben : They are?
Lily Aldrin : Who wants to do some coloring?