"How I Met Your Mother" The Stinsons (TV Episode 2009) - Frances Conroy as Loretta - IMDb

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How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Stinsons (2009)

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Alyson Hannigan, Frances Conroy, and Jason Segel in How I Met Your Mother (2005)

Neil Patrick Harris, Frances Conroy, Jason Segel, Josh Radnor, Cobie Smulders, Brooke D'Orsay, and Zachary Gordon in How I Met Your Mother (2005)

Neil Patrick Harris and Frances Conroy in How I Met Your Mother (2005)

Neil Patrick Harris and Frances Conroy in How I Met Your Mother (2005)

Quotes

Barney Stinson : Oh, I am so relieved because the truth is I am as far from married as a human being can possibly be. My history with women would shock and appall you.

Loretta Stinson : Doesn't matter. I still love you.

Barney Stinson : Seriously, you can't imagine the things I've done.

Loretta Stinson : Barney, when you were three, I left you with a babysitter and spent three weeks with Grand Funk Railroad being passed around like a bong.

Barney Stinson : Mommy?
Lily Aldrin : I can't believe we haven't met you before. Who knew Barney had such a great mom?

Loretta Stinson : Thanks, dear. Truth is, I wasn't always the best mother when I was younger.

Marshall Eriksen : Don't say that. I'm sure you were great.

Loretta Stinson : Yeah, I was a bit of a whore.

Lily Aldrin : Excuse me?

Loretta Stinson : A whore, dear. A dirty whore. I'm not proud of it. But still, I had some fun. There is no thrill equal to looking into some guy's eyes and thinking, "I don't know your name, you don't know mine, but for the next eight minutes, we are gonna rock this gas station bathroom right off its foundation". And then just drive off in opposite directions... Just keep driving.

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