Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow (2008 Video)

Dempsey Pappion: Azari

Quotes 

• Azari : Okay, there's no one here. Maybe Ultron assumes no one would be dumb enough to break in.

  Pym : Hah! We showed him. We ARE dumb enough!

• Azari : Hey, who's Clint Barton?

  Pym : Maybe he was the knight, or the pixie.

  Azari : [hits the back of Pym's head]  The pixie was your mom, idiot!

• Azari : This plan seemed a lot better when Torunn and the Hulk were involved.

  Tony Stark : Whether you know it or not, you've prepared for this all your lives.

  Torunn : [raises sword]  Aye, we did! And today we meet our destinies!

  Hawkeye : She means that in a good way, right?

  Azari : Probably better if we don't know.

• Pym : I think I can get him up and running. I'll need to reconfigure his power matrix.

  Torunn : I say thee nay! I will not run and I will not hide! I am the daughter of Thor and Ultron will pay for what he's done!

  Azari : James?

  James Rogers : I led Ultron to our home. Tony's gone because of me.

  Torunn : No! We're going after Ultron. Pym, take the controls and head for this Ultra City.

  Pym : I'm on it, Torunn!... Uh, two questions: How do you fly this thing and where is Ultra City?

• Hulk : [smashes Ultron]  Hulk is strongest there is!

  James Rogers : Uh-oh...

  Azari : Uh-oh? What do you mean, "uh-oh"?

  [the Hulk charges at the children...] 

  Hulk : [to Pym]  Shrinking boy no sting Hulk anymore!

  Pym : Never again... I promise!

• Azari : Wait a minute. Barton? Do you know a guy named Clint Barton?

  Hawkeye : Okay, kid. How do you know my dad?

  Pym : Kid? You're like a day older than us!

  Azari : We think your dad was an Avenger like our parents.

  Hawkeye : Like your parents? Your parents were Avengers? That's not possible. My dad said I was the last! He told me I'd be the last Avenger! I've been here fighting all this time. Where have you been?

  James Rogers : Let him go! We didn't know!

  Hawkeye : I thought I was the last one...

• Azari : That's not how tag works, Torunn. You're supposed to run from Pym, not attack us.

  Torunn : That's a human rule. An immortal Asgardian warrior runs from no one! You, Pym, and James are about to taste my sword's wrath! Hey... I mean forsooth!

• Azari : What is your problem, James? You've been sleeping all day, missing training, blowing off your chores, and generally being a real pain.

  James Rogers : Who cares. What, am I gonna miss laundry day? So what if we don't do the chores and train? For what? Seriously, nothing's ever going to happen in this place. You can act like a king, Pym can play superhero, and Torunn can live in a fantasy land saying 'aye' and 'verily' till she's blue in the face! What's the point?

  Torunn : The point is to not be such a jerk!

  James Rogers : Oh, right, sorry. There's no point for us 'cause our parents are dead. Your dad just abandoned you, so there's still hope.