- Bill Jennings: [on stage] I don't think the act is working.
- Hank Johnson: Oh, pal, don't take on so! Be positive!
- Bill Jennings: Okay - I'm positive the act isn't working.
- Hank Johnson: Well, whose fault is that, tightwad? Whoever heard of buying a comedy act from a French mime artist?
- Bill Jennings: It was a bargain!
- Hank Johnson: Some bargain! What did we get? Ten pages of blank paper!
- Bill Jennings: Yes, but we didn't know that till we had it translated.