Gossip Girl (TV Series)
The Grandfather (2009)
Blake Lively: Serena van der Woodsen
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Quotes
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Serena van der Woodsen : Well, if she's not calling you back, you should probably take the hint.
Chuck Bass : I went to see her last week. She never came home. It's not like our girl to be out all night. I know something's going on. This is more than having her dirty laundry out on Gossip Girl.
Serena van der Woodsen : She, um... she got rejected by Yale.
Chuck Bass : [nods] The only thing she wanted more than me.
[sighs]
Chuck Bass : That would be painful.
Serena van der Woodsen : Chuck, she's embarrassed... So we just need to give her time to lick her wounds.
Chuck Bass : Maybe I could lick them for her.
Serena van der Woodsen : Ugh!
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Blair Waldorf : [girls shopping] Do you know how exhausting it's been being Blair Waldorf for the past eighteen years? All the work, the planning.
Serena van der Woodsen : You mean plotting?
Blair Waldorf : Yes... exactly. I'm glad it all blew up in my face. It was a wakeup call. I was such an overachiever, I was headed for a quarter-life crisis at eighteen.
Serena van der Woodsen : Well, B, you, you've had a couple of setbacks, but... there must still be a way to get into a great college, and if anyone can do it, it's you.
Blair Waldorf : No, S. I've learned the hard way. I can't control everything... plan everything. Now, with Carter's help, I'm trying something different. In fact, if I'm somewhere and I can say "Blair Waldorf would never do that"...
[puts on sunglasses as if its hers]
Blair Waldorf : Guess what. I'll do it.
[walks away]
Serena van der Woodsen : B. B, you have to pay for those.
Blair Waldorf : [playfully spiteful] So call Security.
[walks off]
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Lily van der Woodsen : Did you and Blair find anything you liked at BBH?
Serena van der Woodsen : Well, Blair certainly did.
[notices list her mother made]
Serena van der Woodsen : Are you reorganizing?
Lily van der Woodsen : Oh, no, just reminiscing.
Serena van der Woodsen : [takes a peek at list of men] Why is Bart's name next to Trent Reznor and the...
[realizes:]
Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, my God!
Lily van der Woodsen : It's...
Serena van der Woodsen : Mom, what is that?
Lily van der Woodsen : It's...
Serena van der Woodsen : No, no, please, don't answer.
Lily van der Woodsen : It's a long story between me and Rufus.
Serena van der Woodsen : Wait, you're not showing Rufus that, are you?
Lily van der Woodsen : Well, we agreed to be upfront with each other.
Serena van der Woodsen : Upfront, okay. But, Mom...! It's gonna take him twenty minutes to get through the '90s alone.
Lily van der Woodsen : I know, I know. We got into this tiff because...
[sighs]
Lily van der Woodsen : he hadn't told me he dated Bex. And then the next thing I know, I was saying yes to lists. And how am I gonna back out now? Besides, I'm not ashamed of my past.
[glances at two-page list]
Lily van der Woodsen : Most of it, anyway.
[worriedly:]
Lily van der Woodsen : Do you think he'll judge?
Serena van der Woodsen : I think you should just sneak a peek at his little black book before you drop the Yellow Pages on him. Just make sure your numbers are on par.
Lily van der Woodsen : [softly] Okay.
Serena van der Woodsen : [looks at that list] Slash? Seriously?
[her mother nods, and Serena looks dismayed]
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Serena van der Woodsen : [at party] Blair! Hey. You... you look great.
[chuckles]
Blair Waldorf : I feel great.
Chuck Bass : Why?
Blair Waldorf : Because... I realize that while we can't tear out a single page of our life... we can throw the whole book in the fire.
[this quote does not go down well with her friends]
Blair Waldorf : George Sand... she understands me. And what better place to go up in smoke than in front of the creme de la creme of New York society?
Society Matron : Blair Waldorf. How are you, dear? I heard you rejected the Colony Club. Too stuffy for my taste as well.
Blair Waldorf : [sweetly] That's because your taste includes sleeping with your driver and popping prescription meds.
[the shocked woman backs off]
Serena van der Woodsen : Okay. Not good.
Blair Waldorf : Not good. Like Dan-having-sex-with-Rachel-Carr-in-the-costume-closet-during-the-school-play not good.
[Blair looks down, hurt]
Blair Waldorf : By the end of tonight, the old Blair will be dead and buried with no chance of resurrection.