Gossip Girl (TV Series)
The Grandfather (2009)
Ed Westwick: Chuck Bass
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Quotes
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Serena van der Woodsen : Well, if she's not calling you back, you should probably take the hint.
Chuck Bass : I went to see her last week. She never came home. It's not like our girl to be out all night. I know something's going on. This is more than having her dirty laundry out on Gossip Girl.
Serena van der Woodsen : She, um... she got rejected by Yale.
Chuck Bass : [nods] The only thing she wanted more than me.
[sighs]
Chuck Bass : That would be painful.
Serena van der Woodsen : Chuck, she's embarrassed... So we just need to give her time to lick her wounds.
Chuck Bass : Maybe I could lick them for her.
Serena van der Woodsen : Ugh!
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Blair Waldorf : [Blair walks towards a group of people in conversation] So, what are we talking about?
Upper Crust #1 : It's good to see you. Is your mother here?
Blair Waldorf : No. It's a shame, though, she should be here to see this.
[Blair clinks her glass briefly to one of the ladies glass]
Upper Crust #2 : You must have her call me. Gerald and I just got engaged and I need an Eleanor Waldorf design for the big day.
Blair Waldorf : Sure, though I think she discontinued her third-trip-down-the-aisle-only-took-the-plunge-for-the-money line.
Upper Crust #1 : Oh Blair, I think you've had too much to drink.
Blair Waldorf : Oh, you would know. Three DUI's now, is it? Not that I blame you.
[Turns to the husband]
Blair Waldorf : Her way to escape the whispers that you made your money in adult-entertainment websites.
Chuck Bass : [Chuck suddenly appears behind Blair, trying to stop her sabotage by dragging her away] I'm sorry, everyone.
Blair Waldorf : Bye.
Chuck Bass : [Chuck and Blair are just walking away but Chuck quickly backtracks to speak to the husband] Big fan of your sites.
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Chuck Bass : [re Carter] What are you doing with this insect?
Blair Waldorf : [spitefully] Having the time of my life, thank you very much.
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Serena van der Woodsen : [at party] Blair! Hey. You... you look great.
[chuckles]
Blair Waldorf : I feel great.
Chuck Bass : Why?
Blair Waldorf : Because... I realize that while we can't tear out a single page of our life... we can throw the whole book in the fire.
[this quote does not go down well with her friends]
Blair Waldorf : George Sand... she understands me. And what better place to go up in smoke than in front of the creme de la creme of New York society?
Society Matron : Blair Waldorf. How are you, dear? I heard you rejected the Colony Club. Too stuffy for my taste as well.
Blair Waldorf : [sweetly] That's because your taste includes sleeping with your driver and popping prescription meds.
[the shocked woman backs off]
Serena van der Woodsen : Okay. Not good.
Blair Waldorf : Not good. Like Dan-having-sex-with-Rachel-Carr-in-the-costume-closet-during-the-school-play not good.
[Blair looks down, hurt]
Blair Waldorf : By the end of tonight, the old Blair will be dead and buried with no chance of resurrection.