Comedy Central Roasts (TV Series)
Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget (2008)
Greg Giraldo: Self - Roaster
Quotes
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Greg Giraldo : Norm MacDonald is here - one of the funniest people ever. Norm's got a giant gambling problem. He's dropped more coin in a casino than Michael J. Fox at a parking meter.
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Greg Giraldo : Come on Jon, there hasn't been a more effeminate Jew in the closet since Anne Frank.
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Greg Giraldo : [to Bob] I read an interview where you referred to yourself as an artist. Are you fucking kidding me? As an artist? You used the phrase "as an artist"? You are a vortex of artistic compromise. Charlie Sheen watches you and feels good about himself.
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Greg Giraldo : Bob, you are a genital wart on the cock of American culture. You're like my 7-year-old son; you think cursing is hilarious and you're not surprised your dick is the same size it was in the first grade.
