- Policeman: Uh, thanks to you young people, everyone's been returned to normal and Dr. Madro and his mad schemes are out of business for good.
- Alexander Cabot III: There never was really any doubt that we could handle the situation. After all, under my skillful and fearless leadership...
- [Alexandra stuffs a banana into his mouth]
- Alexandra Cabot: You'd still be in that funny farm for animals if it weren't for me!
- Dr. Madro: It is unfortunate that your friends got away, but there is no escape for you three.
- Alan M.: Don't count your chickens before they're hatched.
- Valerie: Yeah, our friends will find some way to get us out of here.
- Josie: You mean Alexander, Melody, and Alexandra?
- Valerie: On second thought... WE'RE DOOMED!
- Alexandra Cabot: Wouldn't you know it. Those apes are guarding the entrance.
- Alexander Cabot III: I had anticipated this, and, as usual, I, Alexander Cabot III, have a brilliant plan to get us past those goons.
- Alexandra Cabot: All right, I'll bite. What is it?
- Alexander Cabot III: [grabs a tire] You and Sebastian get inside this tire, Melody rolls it past the guards, explaining that she's making a delivery, and presto! You're inside.
- Alexandra Cabot: And what about you?
- Alexander Cabot III: Uh, me? I just plan these capers, I don't participate.
- Alexandra Cabot: Oh, yeah? Well, this is one caper you're going to join.
- [while inside a tire, Alexandra and Melody roll down the stairs and crash into a steel door, freeing Josie, Alan, and Valerie]
- Melody: Hi, everybody.
- [Melody giggles]
- Josie: Hey, it's Melody and Alexandra.
- Valerie: Only they could come up with a kooky rescue like this.
- Alexander Cabot III: Correction. This plan came from MY brilliant head.
- Alexandra Cabot: Ooh! When I get out of this tire, your "brilliant head" is gonna be covered with lumps!
- [Alexander is placed inside the molecular reactor chamber]
- Alexander Cabot III: You can't do this to me! I hate bananas and I get dizzy in trees!
- Dr. Madro: Too late, my friend. In a moment, you will be changed into an apeman.
- [Dr. Madro laughs wickedly as he activates the beam, but Alex turns into a chicken instead of an apeman]
- Dr. Madro: Something must have gone wrong.
- Alexandra Cabot: No. That's my brother, the original Mr. Chicken.