- Samuel Gradius: [spotting one of the team's weapons] A cross? Interesting sidebar: I was there when your one god was born in the eyes of Ahkenaten, Eekenaten or whatever the fuck you call him now, and I will not kneel in reverence to a god significantly my junior!
- [pauses, seethes, starts laughing]
- Samuel Gradius: I'm just fucking with you. I'm Catholic.