Life with Louie (TV Series)

A Christmas Surprise for Mrs. Stillman (1994)

Louie Anderson: Narrator, Andy Anderson (Dad), Little Louie

Quotes 

• Andy Anderson : [Listening to radio]  Aw good it's a fishing show. Ah! It's a Christmas show disguised as a fishing show. Wouldn't you know it there's a Santa on the boat.

  Louie : [sarcastically]  Now there's Christmas spirit.

  Andy Anderson : I heard that!

• Louie : [about the Christmas tree]  Dad! It's crooked!

  Andy Anderson : Put it by the TV. No one will notice. For 35 bucks that tree should dance!

• Andy Anderson : How much for this Christmas tree without any limbs?

  Salesman : $35.

  Andy Anderson : WHAT? You gonna come over and decorate it for us? I'll give you three bucks for it.

  Louie : Oh my gosh! He's not our legal father!

• Andy Anderson : Go get the saw out of the garage. Go on and get that stand out of the basement.

  Louie : You mean the stand that came over on the Mayflower?

  Andy Anderson : It's a good stand! It's been handed down generation after generation. When I was kid we didn't have any stands, WE HAD TO TAKE TURNS HOLDING THAT TREE!

• Andy Anderson : Louie! Check the Santa. Make sure it's grounded!

  Louie : Make sure you're grounded!

  Andy Anderson : I heard that!

• Andy Anderson : [Hanging onto rain gutter]  Hurry up, you kids, I'm losing my grip!

  Grunewald : [Sarcastically]  You can say that again.

  Andy Anderson : I heard that!